Saturday 10 August 2013

Which One? - Butts on the Bed!




Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics.  

Our Favorite Lingerie - Thigh High Boots on the Bed

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Hottie of the Day - Jessica Jaymes


Jessica Jaymes was one of the Porn Stars that was featured in our "Before they were Porn Stars" post back in March. Here was her pic before and after she became a Porn Star:


As you can see, there is a Big (2X) change! Here are some more of her current pics. Being a porn star, there are plenty of NSFW pics of her out there.  Enjoy our Hottie of the Day!





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Saturday's Candids 08/10/13

Bent over, exposed and waiting.



Our Favorite Dresses - Tight, Tight, Tight!


Personally, I don't like the shoes...but I don't think anyone is looking down there anyway!

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Canada May Have Socialized Medicine, But is It Worth The Wait...

I have a couple of friends from Canada and they rave about our private health care.  Yes, it is more expensive, but it is more effective.  They explained how long it took to get in to see a specialist.  First, you have to go to a General Doc a few times before they even consider sending you to a specialist.  Many times, you have to try a therapy or course of medication that lasts 6 or 7 months before going to the specialist.  Then, once you get referred, it takes months to get an appointment with one.  My friend Lisa told me that her uncle was having heart problems.  He went to the doctor twice, they deemed that he needed a specialist, but it wasn't an emergency.  Because of that, he had to wait almost three weeks before getting into the specialist.  On the 18th day, just two days before his appointment, her uncle had a heart attack and died.

Lisa now lives in near Niagara Falls, in Canada.  Whenever she has something serious, she will go over the border to Buffalo to get it checked out.  

I found this graph showing average wait times to get into to see a specialist.  Many feel Obama is pushing the U.S. towards a Canadian style of Socialized medicine.  I, for one, hope we stop short of "Canadianizing" our Health Care System.


Possible Blog Topics

I was out with my buddies drinking the other night and I scribbled down some random blog topics on a napkin.  Looking at it the morning after, I realized that they were some terrible blog topics and will probably never see the light of this blog. Here they are:

1. We have seen the Car that turns into a boat when it enters water...but what about a motorcycle that turns into a boat.  That would be cool!!!

2. The W-Neck Shirt for ladies.  Seriously, why do do we have v-necks for better boob/cleavage viewing when there are TWO boobs to be seen. I propose W-Neck Shirts.  Think About It!

3. Ethnic Names? Why? Why aren't there any White people named Tyronne or Shaniquea?  Why aren't there many African-Americans named Matthew or Cody?  Why has Bubba been confined to Rednecks?  For that matter, why are people with two first names always from the South?  

4. Super Bowl Halftime Shows Suck as of late.  Why not liven it up with some rock.  Not Rolling Stones Rock, but something like Motley Crue, Rob Zombie or a new rock band made up of former strippers who perform naked (We already saw Janet Jacksons Tit, why not a whole band of them?)

5. Ever notice how people can lip read somebody cussing, but they can't lip read anything else.  Some hottie is mouthing "I want you to take me home and do me all night long." and I would never be able to decipher it.  A football coach on the sidelines yells "That is Fucking Bullshit." and I immediately know what was said.  Come to think of it, I wonder how many Sex Encounters I passed up due to not being able to lip read!  This could be depressing!  

Some Crazy Ideas that Actually Make Sense!



[via Tastefully Offensive]

Bald

Shaved



Friday 9 August 2013

Friday's Candids 08/09/13

 Up Skirt Shots.



The USMC Never Looked Better!

Sign me up to be a Marine if she can be in my Platoon!!!


Our Favorite Lingerie - Anything That Kelly Brook is Wearing

Seriously, Kelly Brook could be wearing the shittiest piece of lingerie ever designed and I think she would make it look "Victorias Secrets" Worthy!



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Stacey Poole and Joey Fisher - The Definition of Teamwork!

That is Joey Fisher standing behind Stacey Poole.  Together, they make one of the greatest Handbras in the History of Handbras!  That, my friends, is teamwork!!!  God Bless Those two Lovely ladies  :)


Cherries and Bananas - Dumping A Guy Because of a Small Penis...

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My Redbox Rant!!!

So yesterday I go back to return a movie that I had rented from the redbox which is on the way home from work. I go back to the same one, stopping by on my way home from work. The machine is not working. This being Chicago, there are a ton of Redboxes around so I drive to another one that is about a mile away and that one is down too. I decide to drive to a third and that one is down. I know of one more that is only another mile or so away so I go by that one. It is gone! I guess they removed it. Now, I am faced with a dilemma. I can either drive another 5 miles away and hope that that one is working or just go home and keep the DVD an extra day and pay for an extra day of rental. I decided to go home since I probably would waste more money on gas driving around than I would on the extra day of rental. I will get someone at work who has an operating redbox near them to drop it off tomorrow. It is so frustrating though!!! UGH!!!!
I am going to get a beer.  Thanks for letting me Rant!!! 

Jesus Had Interesting Abs

Taken from an actual church:

DAMN! Jesus Worked out! What abs he had. Not bad considering he lived before the days of a fitness regime, healthy dieting and pilates.

Not to mention that Jesus had the rare "Dick Abs."  There are not too many people around that have abs that look like a big penis.  As a matter of fact, I thought that was a new phenomenon.  I didn't even think they had that around during his time.
 
Or is the painter trying to say that Jesus really was the perfect man with a penis the envy of all men and the desire of all women.  HMMMMM....

....I am probably going to Hell for this!!!


 

My Next Project

I used to have a Moustache back in the day.  Now, I have the moustache/goatee thing going on and I keep it nice, neat and trimmed.  A friend sent me this GIF and I have decided to let my 'stache grow out and try to get it to do what this guy does with it.  I will be the hit at bars and parties!  Matt and his mischievous moustache!  This might take months of intense training and lots of beer consumption.  I will get on it right away and keep you posted.


Vintage Friday

With just a hint of innocence






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Free Advice Friday from Suzanne

Thanks to Suzanne for sending me this to include on the blog.  Enjoy!
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1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure suffers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, then you’ve got an electrical problem.

Where Did This 4 Yr Old Go?

Savita Bhabhi 8 The Interview